The latest fad for having matching 'His n' Hers' sets can be un peu de trop, when taken to extremes.
Thanks to Susan at Stony River for this gruesome but fun MFM!
6 Dec 2010
2 Dec 2010
"Weird"
How could I miss a chance like that? Write something weird is the request of Poets United Thursday Think Tank # 25. Hope this will do...
Spellcheck Nightmare
Writing flopsibitses
is what I do the best.
Ordnidapso poems
don't put you to the test,
but wofflynumblit dodits
of scrudabompy zest
will fill your squoozy moments
much better than the rest.
My keyboard lollyfrangles
and my brains get foglymessed
and my fingers danglycobble,
they really are a pest.
But underneath the splayjin
I'm absolutely sure
my no-pollipty nonsense
is no dafter than before.
Spellcheck Nightmare
Writing flopsibitses
is what I do the best.
Ordnidapso poems
don't put you to the test,
but wofflynumblit dodits
of scrudabompy zest
will fill your squoozy moments
much better than the rest.
My keyboard lollyfrangles
and my brains get foglymessed
and my fingers danglycobble,
they really are a pest.
But underneath the splayjin
I'm absolutely sure
my no-pollipty nonsense
is no dafter than before.
1 Dec 2010
Another Snowy Scene
That is Willow's Magpie Tales topical choice for this week of less than tropical weather we are experiencing in the UK - and elswhere, I guess!
The steps to your door,
even when covered with snow,
spread warmth in my heart.
even when covered with snow,
spread warmth in my heart.
29 Nov 2010
Microfiction Monday # 59
Thanks to Stony River for today's picture prompt.
Don't give me that load of bull, son!
Leopards don't change their spots - you two timed my daughter!
28 Nov 2010
Bug's Poetry Bus
There are multiple destinations on offer this time, but I couldn't resist the one which gave me a chance to wax lyrical, so my ticket will be for her third choice of route, for a Bug's Eye View of the scenery!
Unadorned
A pallid sky provides a perfect backdrop
for silhouettes of leafless branches. Black
and finely etched, trees' spirits dance
in the shadows of imagination.
Their summer ballgowns have long disappeared
and naked now, their beauty stands unclothed
but no less vivid. They reveal their souls
in ghostly shapes whose underlying promise
of latent rebirth will have until the spring
to gather forces before burgeoning.
Unadorned
A pallid sky provides a perfect backdrop
for silhouettes of leafless branches. Black
and finely etched, trees' spirits dance
in the shadows of imagination.
Their summer ballgowns have long disappeared
and naked now, their beauty stands unclothed
but no less vivid. They reveal their souls
in ghostly shapes whose underlying promise
of latent rebirth will have until the spring
to gather forces before burgeoning.
22 Nov 2010
Monday's Child # 22
By Marjorie Torrey 1945 |
B K M at Monday's Child.
Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!
The palace issued a Royal Decree
to Draco the dragon. "Come to tea!
Make sure you're here by half past three.
The Queen would like to shake your hand."
"Now, you behave, you understand?
came the advice from his old Gran.
"Show her that you have good manners,
no 'Um's" or "Er's" or mumbled stammers -
and don't set fire to her banners!"
Princess Pearl was not a-frighted,
said that Draco should be knighted
and Queen replied "I'd be delighted.
Arise Sir Draco Goldengreen -
by Royal Appointment to the Queen!"
20 Nov 2010
Microfiction Monday # 58
Thanks to Susan at Stony River for this fun photo prompt!
"To wear or not to wear school uniform?
The decision can put one on the horns of a dilemma."
And I've just thought of another MM...
"This is not how I expected my stag night to end."
18 Nov 2010
Magpie Tales # 41
Countdown
The clock ticks.
We have to pick
our moments well
for who can tell
which may be our last?
When grains have passed
through their hour glass until
the very last is about to spill
onto the waiting heap,
then no last-ditch leap
will save us. Time will follow
its course until the last hollow
tock of the clock
will bring life to a stop.
Magpie Tales gave us this ticking time picture of a 'past its sell by date' clock face for this week, which inevitably lead to thoughts of the eleventh hour we will all have to face at some point! Let's hope next week's prompt will be a less decrepit picture, therefore slightly more upbeat in its automatic associations! Nil desperandum, folks!
15 Nov 2010
Microfiction Monday# 57
Pablo was prepared for all weathers; Heat = sunhat: Cold = poncho: Rain = waders.
Could that be why he also sported a Boy Scout's kerchief?
Do go and visit Stony River to see other's who joined this jamboree.
Could that be why he also sported a Boy Scout's kerchief?
Do go and visit Stony River to see other's who joined this jamboree.
13 Nov 2010
Monday's Child #20
With bag and tail draped over wrist
and boa made of feathers,
Lady Rat would sally forth
in every kind of weather.
She always wore a fancy hat,
the times she came to call
on humble Mrs Churchmouse,
who was quiet, shy and small.
Together they would chat and laugh,
tell tales of hanky-panky,
but Lady Rat laughed till she cried
and needed a big hanky!
It's taken me for ever to get round to writing this Monday's Child post! Better late than never?!
and boa made of feathers,
Lady Rat would sally forth
in every kind of weather.
She always wore a fancy hat,
the times she came to call
on humble Mrs Churchmouse,
who was quiet, shy and small.
Together they would chat and laugh,
tell tales of hanky-panky,
but Lady Rat laughed till she cried
and needed a big hanky!
It's taken me for ever to get round to writing this Monday's Child post! Better late than never?!
Poetry Bus for 15th November
A Tramp's Tale
When I chose to leave my home
and start out on life's road alone,
I knew I'd need some eating tools -
I was not a child of fools!
I had a knife, a dented spoon,
but I could tell that very soon
I'd seriously need a fork
to stab the lamb or beef or pork
bangers in my frying pan -
or juicy peaches from a can.
With worldly goods upon my back
I sauntered on by lonely track,
up rolling hills and grassy down,
until I reached a country town
full of shops and rushing people.
In a church with crumbling steeple
I stopped and said a little prayer.
and took a rest while I was there.
'Dear Lord, a fork is all I need...
I wonder if You're paying heed?'
Then came a voice inside my head;
these were the very words it said:-
'When you come to a fork in the road, take it!'
Thanks go to this week's Bus Driver, Karen at Keeping Secrets
11 Nov 2010
Magpie Tales # 40
In Absentia
The spaces in my day
leave holes in the sky
where tears fall through.
Your thoughts are absent,
and build a fence too high
for me to see beyond.
I grieve for a lost time,
for I do not understand
where it has gone,
nor yet why, but its pearls
remain strung about me.
Thanks to Willow for this Magpie Tales picture prompt.
The spaces in my day
leave holes in the sky
where tears fall through.
Your thoughts are absent,
and build a fence too high
for me to see beyond.
I grieve for a lost time,
for I do not understand
where it has gone,
nor yet why, but its pearls
remain strung about me.
Thanks to Willow for this Magpie Tales picture prompt.
8 Nov 2010
Microfiction Monday # 56
Young feet walk the path;
life and lane stretch out ahead.
To where will they lead?
The final destinations
remain in the arms of Time.
My Tanka today is in response to this delightful photo prompt at Stony River.
life and lane stretch out ahead.
To where will they lead?
The final destinations
remain in the arms of Time.
My Tanka today is in response to this delightful photo prompt at Stony River.
5 Nov 2010
Magpie Tales # 39
Headless chickens we may be,
but never without laughter.
Like the chicken and the egg
one has to follows after...
A chicken rushing round and round
in circulatory motion,
is just like us in certain states
when, minus head or notion,
we chase our tails to no effect.
For we are doomed to meet ourselves
back where we had started-
once the circle is complete...
But, do not be downhearted!
Shrug your shoulders, give a laugh,
(He who laughs last, laughs longest!)
and remember this old saw -
The devil take the hindmost!
Now, kindly close the door...
N.B. A 'saw' in this context is a saying!
For more fowl feathers see Willow's Magpie Tales this week.
but never without laughter.
Like the chicken and the egg
one has to follows after...
A chicken rushing round and round
in circulatory motion,
is just like us in certain states
when, minus head or notion,
we chase our tails to no effect.
For we are doomed to meet ourselves
back where we had started-
once the circle is complete...
But, do not be downhearted!
Shrug your shoulders, give a laugh,
(He who laughs last, laughs longest!)
and remember this old saw -
The devil take the hindmost!
Now, kindly close the door...
N.B. A 'saw' in this context is a saying!
For more fowl feathers see Willow's Magpie Tales this week.
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